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douche bags
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Douche Bags by Tiger Words January 14, 2017
Juneau Douche Bags
The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.
Juneau Douche Bags by AKCoug February 21, 2011
dynamic douche bags
A pair of people who, together, have a greater negative impact than the sum of their individual efforts. Based on the "dynamic duo" of Batman and Robin who had the opposite, positive effect.
So, what have your neighbors been doing lately?
Ever since he moved in with her, the dynamic douche bags have been throwing loud parties and piling trash in their front yard.
Ever since he moved in with her, the dynamic douche bags have been throwing loud parties and piling trash in their front yard.
dynamic douche bags by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 14, 2010
cocky senior douche bags
A group of the best guy friends. Unfortunately, they are probably too hot for you. They may come off as douche bags, but are extremely genuine at heart.
cocky senior douche bags by cumkitten69 November 30, 2010
President Douchebag
If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.
President Douchebag by napalona zając January 7, 2017
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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