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dongmaster

n The master of the penis. Either one's own, or someone else's.
Dude, I am the freakin' DONGMASTER!

Will you be my dongmaster tonight, honey?
by Jimmy James April 10, 2003
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dongmaster

Clembie, when you master my dong, you are the dongmaster.
by Jimmy James April 10, 2003
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sass master from doncaster

The literal definition of Louis Tomlinson. Every Directioner knows that this defines his personality about 110%.
Person 1: Did you hear about the new Louis Tomlinson news?
Person 2: Yes I did hear about the sass master from doncaster.
by tpwk_nahtommoway May 8, 2021
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Tongmaster General

The enforcer of all things student press freedom, a Tongmaster General possesses a deep fondness for media, law and ethics. If you encounter a Tongmaster General in the wild, fear not, for the Tongmaster General will not harm you, unless you attempt to harm him. If you impede the freedom of the student press, beware. The Tongmaster General yearns for accuracy and expression by all accounts.
Oh my god, the Tongmaster General just arrived in the Newsroom.
by Studentpressneedem October 27, 2023
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dorkmaster

In gamer circles, the person who coordinates and runs a gaming session. The dorkmaster is responsible for securing the equipment, knowing and teaching the rules of the game, resolving any issues or disputes, and generally keeping the game flowing; like a dungeon master, but not D&D-specific.
Frank was a terrible dorkmaster; he didn't know how to set up the board and we spent half the game watching him look up rules.
by milesmason777 September 30, 2008
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Dongster

A guy with a huge dong that likes to chill and smoke marijuana...
"Dexter's such a dongster!!! don't you agree?"
by Dongster lyons March 6, 2010
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doncaster pork pie

During sexual intercourse the man inserts his penis into the woman's anal cavity whilst she shits on his dick. He then removes his penis and moulds the excrement around it, creating a pastry-like effect. After his pork sword is covered he proceeds to insert it into the woman's vagina.
I gave Donna a Doncaster pork pie last night, she fucking loved it.
by donc_lad_1 December 17, 2008
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