Do your homework

1. What teachers always blabber about.

2. An excuse from your parents just so that they can always get what they want while you do your homework, or maybe even do perverted things (see masturbate and sex).

Example 1:
Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: But I'm still at school, Mrs. Dick.

Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: But it's too early

Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: GODDAMN BITCH

Teacher: Michael! Now it's 2 hours detention for you!

Kid: Fuck.

Teacher: 3 hours!

Example 2:

Kid: Ahh, time to watch some porn while mom's not looki-

Mom: Michael, don't you have some homework to do?

Kid: But mom, can't I just-

Mom: DO YOUR HOMEWORK. NOW.

Kid: Darn.

-Kid walks away-

Mom: Hmm...PORN?! Oh, well...seems fun...

-masturbates while watching-

Do your homework by Light White Dragon October 18, 2011

do your homework

Do yo homework mean do your research and find information on me before you start talking to or about me and if and it’s not done I’m beating yo ass for lyin onna guys

“Do your homework on me already cracking her”

do your homework by realngadeez October 10, 2023

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I want to do your homework

1. The will to have sexual intercourse with someone.
2.Wanting to fuck the shit out of another person

A: God, i have so much homework to do for class tomorow.
B: Baby, i want to do your homework!

I want to do your homework by harriecunt February 15, 2009

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Artur why you not do your homework

This is a meme phrase from a tv series called a serbian film

It's mainly spread through discord and tiktok it's become a legendary meme

It's popular among meme legends that participated in "cum wars" and the "abusement park" gc

You can find it easily on discord

famous youtubers such as big nick, oompa loompa gaurdian, lebron cum juice v2 and tittysplitter have made these jokes famous

for the nerds artur is a character from the game zelda that gets referenced in a movie
Just to clarify artur is not a real person

Hey man you're taking too long don't pull a artur why you not do your homework on me
Yeah bruh

Bruh deez nutz you pulled it you idiot!
haha

Artur why you not do your homework by subaruwrx an tesla and toyot a December 6, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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