DNRTFA

Acronym occasionally found in Fark.com comments: Did not read the f---ing article

How should I know that news story is about cars and had nothing to do with disco? dnrtfa

by MadRat July 9, 2011

Dirtface

Refers to when a man receives oral sex from a person, preferably in an isolated, rural area, and upon ejaculating in said individual's mouth, immediately throws dirt all over their face.

Kyle: dude, I threw dirt in Pam's face right after she gave me head, I hope she isn't mad at me.

Brad: no worries man, she's just a dirtface.

by Diaper8 January 12, 2018

DRTFA

Accronym for "Didn't Read the Fucking Article"

Look Snowflake, don't blame me bitch, I DRTFA. But I still know the President is a douchebag.
or
DRTFA -- But look the title is: 'The "Ass-Slapping was Never Done in an Inappropriate Manner.'

by kevlar51 September 24, 2005

DirtFart

(n., from Latin, Dirtus Fartus) a wet fart that soaks cloth, causes horrible rectal itch/burn and occurs when one is not at home and has no means or opportunity to clean up/change trunks.

After John's DIRTFART incident at his mother-in-laws funeral, the family began to rethink his role as a pallbearer.

by DiRt FaRt HeRo January 8, 2010

Dirtface

Refers to when a man receives oral sex from a person, preferably in an isolated, rural area, and upon ejaculating in said individual's mouth, immediately throw dirt all over their face.

Kyle: dude, I threw dirt in Pam's face right after she gave me head, I hope she isn't mad at me.

Brad: no worries man, she's just a dirtface.

by Diaper8 January 12, 2018

dirtface

the feeling of dried up dirt, sweat, and/or sex juice on your face after a long day of hard work.

After a long day of hard work, Fundo got home and slept, only to find the Shroud of Fundo on his pillow when he awoke. He thought it was a message from the messiah, but it was really just his dirtface.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

dirtfag

A gay dude who can survive even the most chillating situations. Known for thrifting powers, and drunk showmanship, and knowing every other urchin on the southside.

"I went to the bar and ran into this totally awesome dirtfag who taught me about q-tips and making out while baking apple pies. I paid for his drinks, he congratulated me for supporting local homo."

by Ed N May 8, 2008