A kid with a cock so hard to see, it looks like a vagina; you need a magnifying glass. However, the girls go crazy over him. In bed, the girls have to dig around to feel it.
A fine ass nigga who is freaky asf, got a goofy ass personality and loyal. They get what they want no matter what. He cares for his family and friends. He got that big dick mentality and will beat you doonies down. He will have yo mf legs shaking and craving for his love.
A term originating on the /b/ section of the 4Chan image board, it defines when a thread has been infiltrated by a picture or a youtube link of Dan, a character made famous by his viral video on youtube.
/b/tard1: hey man check out this sweet video on xray glasses... www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A6ImflixL8 heres the link
/b/tard2: ok.....(looks at video) damn i just danroll'd