dkm

Acronym for "don't kill me". Often used when somebody says something that somebody else finds really funny, alluding to them 'dying' of laughter.

Sometimes used sarcastically.

Genuine:

Guy 1: "Dude my mom's so technologically impaired that if you gave her a baseball bat and told her to ruin my computer, she would beat the keyboard to death."

Guy 2: "HAHAHAHA dkm"

Sarcastic:

Guy 1: "Dude, that new technoeurosailorscenecore band from Woodbridge is the shit! They're such excellent musicians!"

Guy 2: "Yeah o.k. LOL dkm"

dkm by Nex_Appositus November 17, 2010

DKM

Don't Kill Me

Please DKM

DKM by Wolfie15 April 14, 2020

DKM

DKM is an acronym for Dropkick Murphys.

Dude! Did you know that DKM just released another album?

DKM by God's gift to humanity. April 7, 2009

dkm

“don’t know man”

hey when’s the football game “dkm” oh ok

dkm by hiya icy September 21, 2019

DKM

DKM is Shite

Omg DKM released another shite addon! BAS is so much better

DKM by BASLover6969 June 24, 2003

Dkm

Dont now me its kinda like idk just dkm

Stop talking about me because idk you and you dkm🤦🏽 ♂️

Dkm by Its.skur July 19, 2022

DKMWP 

DKMWP- Don't Kill My Wet Pussy- A saying, or acronym you use to let someone know that you are in a great mood, and don't want anything to ruin it. A positive mental and physical state is being enjoyed, and you do not want it fucked with.

DKMWP (n. or v.trans.)

1. Anything that he/she does that ruins down your turned on state.
2. Something someone does to mess with your good mood, or be a buzzkill..
3. A general acronym, that you use to let people know you don't want any bad vibes.

"Stephen just emailed me some crazy shit, I don't care that he is an ass, DKMWP, and tell me how bad he is for me"

"My golf game is tits today, so DKMWP, with your negative vibes."

"Julie, I am taking care of the bills today, really rocking it, so DKMWP, with your drama."

"DKMWP and tell me I need to get out of bed, I am staying in for another hour and watching some hot threesome porn."

DKMWP by Mittens Cole April 28, 2013