dkm

Acronym for "don't kill me". Often used when somebody says something that somebody else finds really funny, alluding to them 'dying' of laughter.

Sometimes used sarcastically.

Genuine:

Guy 1: "Dude my mom's so technologically impaired that if you gave her a baseball bat and told her to ruin my computer, she would beat the keyboard to death."

Guy 2: "HAHAHAHA dkm"

Sarcastic:

Guy 1: "Dude, that new technoeurosailorscenecore band from Woodbridge is the shit! They're such excellent musicians!"

Guy 2: "Yeah o.k. LOL dkm"

by Nex_Appositus November 15, 2010

dkm

“don’t know man”

hey when’s the football game “dkm” oh ok

by hiya icy September 21, 2019

DKM

Don't Kill Me

Please DKM

by Wolfie15 April 15, 2020

DKM

DKM is an acronym for Dropkick Murphys.

Dude! Did you know that DKM just released another album?

by God's gift to humanity. April 07, 2009

DKM

DKM is Shite

Omg DKM released another shite addon! BAS is so much better

by BASLover6969 June 24, 2003

Dkm

Dont now me its kinda like idk just dkm

Stop talking about me because idk you and you dkm🤦🏽 ♂️

by Its.skur July 19, 2022