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Did I by lilfruitloopyougotshot January 10, 2020
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Did I ask 

A comeback said by mostly middle school boys when they know they have lost an argument but want the last laugh.
Sally: “And therefore, because of evolutionary proof, dinosaurs did in fact once exist.”
Jimmy: “DID I ASK???”
Did I ask by Urbestfriendsmom February 8, 2020

Did I Stutter?! 

What one says when someone doesn’t listen to you or seemingly doesn’t understand what you are saying despite you being clear.
Did I Stutter?!:
Michael: An urban, yeah, Stanley? You wanna help us out with that?… Stanley, earth to Stanley…
Stanley: Not me.
Michael: Yes you. Come on, Stanley, put your little game down and join the group.
Stanley: No.
Michael: Stanley, we’re havin a little…
Stanley: Leave me alone, dammit.
Michael: We’re havin a little brainstorm session…
Stanley: DID I STUTTER?
Did I Stutter?! by MrScotty September 5, 2022

Did I ask 

The most deadass annoying insult/comeback 9 yr old think there cool when they say it but there not
*convo about something else*
Greg:hey I got a new video game
Timmy:Did i ask
Everyone in the conversation:OHHHHH OHHHHHH
Did I ask by Lofiman420 May 14, 2020

did i ask 

the thing that dumb ass kids on Roblox say when you say literally anything at all
somernadojwafjopifajiw: guys i got a new dog!
xxprotryhardXDDDxx: DiD i aSk?
somernadojwafjopifajiw: the world doesn't revolve around you nerd

Did I type that out loud? 

The email version of "Did I say that out loud?" when you say something that you clearly meant, but clearly didn't mean to say (or maybe you did...okay, you did).
email reply to mom: Mom, I don't know... maybe...hell, I really don't what to tell you about this... personally, I think Aunt Peggy is gay. Oops... Did I type that out loud?

Did I Stutter 

when you insult someone and they say, "What did you just say??" it is the best response...ever
alyssa: you fat ho!
triece: what did you just say?
alyssa: did i stutter??
Did I Stutter by Angelacia June 20, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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