dick stuck in a toaster

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The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.

"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

dick stuck in a toaster by TheBeaterOfMeats August 7, 2017

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dick stuck in a toaster

when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.

"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.

dick stuck in a toaster by xxxxxxxxxxxlllllxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 7, 2017

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help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing

"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"

help i got my dick stuck in a toaster by lone potato May 6, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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