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dendropheliac

(den-dro-feel-i-ak) one who has sexual intercourse with plants suck as trees. (dendrology)
maria is a dendropheliac.
dendropheliac by Nick Cannon April 11, 2005

dendropheliac

The Robb's DVD broke so he couldn't peep no dwarf porn. The chode stepped to the park to find an oak....

Dendrapheliac 

someone who attempts to have sexual-intercourse with a tree.
damn tree-huggers, they are a bunch of Dendrapheliac's
Dendrapheliac by UrbanDrew December 23, 2008

Dendraphiliac 

A person who has sex with trees.
"Hey baby, your roots are lookin' fiiiine"

dendrophelia

The thought or act of having sexual relations with plants. E.g. Tree. Using holes in trees for a vaginal cavity or using small stumps or low limbs for an erect penis.
He is a text book example of a dendrophiliac. She was into dendrophelia.
dendrophelia by brs1986 February 2, 2007

dendrophilia 

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.
Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb
dendrophilia by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004
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