dendropheliac

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a person who fucks trees and thy enjoy better than human sex.

dendropheliac by aLeXX March 27, 2003

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dendropheliac

(den-dro-feel-i-ak) one who has sexual intercourse with plants suck as trees. (dendrology)

maria is a dendropheliac.

dendropheliac by Nick Cannon April 11, 2005

dendropheliac

also known as a Mckenzie.

The Robb's DVD broke so he couldn't peep no dwarf porn. The chode stepped to the park to find an oak....

dendropheliac by callin' robster a twat October 7, 2004

Dendrapheliac

someone who attempts to have sexual-intercourse with a tree.

damn tree-huggers, they are a bunch of Dendrapheliac's

Dendrapheliac by UrbanDrew December 23, 2008

Dendraphiliac

A person who has sex with trees.

"Hey baby, your roots are lookin' fiiiine"

Dendraphiliac by Phencyclidine May 8, 2005

dendrophelia

The thought or act of having sexual relations with plants. E.g. Tree. Using holes in trees for a vaginal cavity or using small stumps or low limbs for an erect penis.

He is a text book example of a dendrophiliac. She was into dendrophelia.

dendrophelia by brs1986 February 2, 2007

dendrophilia

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.

Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best

Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail

….beeb

dendrophilia by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026