DANWOOD

A nonce in power that grooms underage work force

Hey ive just started a new job but the managers a bit weird

‘Oh so youve been DANWOOD’s’

by Sweet pea 29 March 26, 2024

Dagwood

An enormous sandwich utilizing most of the contents of the fridge.

I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich of Dagwood proportions.

by English nut April 29, 2005

Dunwoody Mom

Mothers who live in Dunwoody a rich city in the burbs of Atlanta where everyone lives in huge expensive house. They drive around in expensive SUVs and because they're usually stay at home moms they spend their time driving to their kids private school to help with the PTA or meet with their book club, getting their nails done, going to the mall, and sticking up their noses and acting really snobby everytime they see anyone in baggy clothing or talking slang. They never hesitate to call the police if they think anything is semi sketchy in their gated communities. Their favorite activity however is to gossip about how their family is so perfect even though their kid is really the biggest drugy and their husband is fucking their next door neighbor.

Kid 1: god my moms so fucking nosey why can't she mind her own business!
Kid 2: damn! looks like you got a dunwoody mom!
Kid 1: fuck! oh well wanna get high?
Kid 2: won't your mom find out?
Kid 1: hell no! she thinks I'm such a goodie two shoes

by T4keite4sy July 12, 2009

Dawood

The best Daddy you will ever find, most girls love Dawood because of his personality and weirdness. You wold never want to let go of Dawood.

Beth:wow so who's your daddy ;)

Emily:Dawood!, duh he is the best Daddy ever..

by Slogozz May 14, 2017

Dunwoody Kid

A rich, white suburbanite that lives in Dunwoody, Georgia. Dunwoody kids usually wear brands such as Southern Tide, Polo Ralph Lauren, and Vineyard Vines. They often excel at "sports" such as Cross Country, Tennis, Golf, and Lacrosse. They are also usually very sheltered and spoiled.

Person 1: "Wow, he's wearing Sperry's. He's probably a total Dunwoody Kid."

by Via de Burro July 26, 2016

Dagwood sandwich

Workplace usage: A long email string in which crucial details and instructions may be buried because the number of replies makes the email string unmanageable. Details hide between layers like ingredients in a Dagwood (Bumstead) sandwich. See also Microsoft Outlook.

I failed to act because I missed those details and instructions because they were buried in a Dagwood sandwich email.

by Max House April 25, 2020

Stanley Donwood

The pseudonym of English writer and artist Dan Rickwood, known best for painting in dank, rat-infested sheds while Radiohead procrastinates in the adjacent haunted mansion.

Stanley Donwood is hammering and making greetings cards which may or may not be for christmas.

by soundship April 29, 2007