DanWoods 

To verbally overpower any and every person or thing within a 3-block radius with the sheer volume of one's voice. To shout, yell, or publicly broadcast conversations that could have been easily and appropriately handled in a normal tone of voice. To cause any and all of your coworkers to buy top-notch headphones just so that they can continue to work when they are in the same building. To talk in a normal voice until a customer is on the phone and then yell a conversation with them that everyone in the building can hear.

I was trying to get stuff done at work today, but he was DanWoods'ing it all day.

That meeting was so loud, they definitely DanWoods'd it.

DanWoods by SIPHM April 10, 2013

Dagwoods 

Excessively long untrimmed toenails..

Damn Benny! We're going to the beach later You really need to go trim your dagwoods..

Dagwoods by Melmin 1 March 15, 2021

DANWOOD 

A nonce in power that grooms underage work force

Hey ive just started a new job but the managers a bit weird

‘Oh so youve been DANWOOD’s’

DANWOOD by Sweet pea 29 March 26, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004