Daddy Fucker
A Schizophrenic spider that appears out of the carpet and crawls on the creepiest legs you can imagine to dig back into the carpet again.
Daddy Fucker by Darth Darther September 26, 2018
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Daddy Fucked My Cat
Johnny: Hey, I’m daddy now.
Step sis: alright, what are you doing stepbro?
Johnny: Daddy is gonna fuck you in the cat.
Two hours later
Step sis: Daddy fucked my cat!
Step sis: alright, what are you doing stepbro?
Johnny: Daddy is gonna fuck you in the cat.
Two hours later
Step sis: Daddy fucked my cat!
Daddy Fucked My Cat by Yeetthebigtoe June 12, 2020
daddysucker
Tim: Yo I heard Sandra got some money from her father!
John: She probably sucked him off. What a daddysucker!
John: She probably sucked him off. What a daddysucker!
daddysucker by FACTBOIII August 12, 2019
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Daddyfucker by Puppyweed May 26, 2018
Daddyfucker
Mary l is a daddyfucker
Only once her daddy got a wifey she got jelly and the starts to make fake alligatons
Only once her daddy got a wifey she got jelly and the starts to make fake alligatons
Daddyfucker by Love Kingston finest June 28, 2023
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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age gate
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