D.W.I. 

Driving While Intoxicated
(driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs

- I was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs.
- That was my first instinct too. Or D.W.I. Anything but this.

D.W.I. by paco23 April 30, 2008

D.W.I. 

Acronym for "deal with it".

Roommate 1: Hey that music is too loud and I can't concentrate! Roommate 2: D.W.I.
Using the acronym irritates the recipient more because you are not even giving him or her the satisfaction of saying the entire phrase "deal with it".

D.W.I. by Germfreak October 6, 2007

D.W.I. 

Driving While Indian - Because next to the Oriental, the Indians take the cake at being shitty drivers.

Dude, pass this guy before we get in an accident. He's D.W.I.

D.W.I. by Miso Hawnee July 4, 2009

D.W.I.W. 

Do What I Wawnt. Started by a group of people tired of being told what to do. They straight up jus do what they want in real life, not playing some stupid video game ::coughsocomcough::

Mr. Buccheri "Ramos why didnt you do your HW again?"
Sam "Bitch D.W.I.W."

D.W.I.W. by Jigga Boo April 28, 2006

D.W.I.W.C 

Driving while intoxicated in a wheelchair.

Buzzed or drunk if you drive in a wheelchair while while any of those it counts as a D.W.I.W.C.

Our friend in a wheelchair got a D.W.I.W.C. charge because he hit a car and nearly hit his two friends after he got buzzed at a party.

D.W.I.W.C by Jose Estevez February 19, 2011

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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

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