DIBS stands for dick in butthole syndrome. It is a bacterial desiese that starts with a soar throat and eventually forms a small dick in the butthole. It's a deadly disease.
"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"