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Third Wheel'd

When you unintentionally become a third wheel with a friend and their boyfriend/girlfriend. It is unintentional because no one likes being a third wheel. For Example: A friend will invite you to hang out with him/her but will not tell you that their boyfriend/girlfriend will also be joining you, so then you get there and you are a third wheel. Usually caused by a friend not telling you that their boyfriend/girlfriend will be joining you at an event or hangout, because they are inconsiderate towards how you will feel being the third wheel.

commonly makes the person who is third wheel'd angry but they cant say anything at the time of the incident because you don't want to make a scene in front of your friend's girlfriend/boyfriend. mostly argued about with friend who third wheel'd you the next day.
Man 1: Yo, i totally got third wheel'd last night! It was so annoying.

Man 2: What does that mean?

Man 1: When Jimmy invited me to hang out at his house last night he didn't tell me that Ashley would be there too. So then i became the third wheel and had to sit there while they snuggled and made out.

Man 2: That sucks. Jimmy's a dick sometimes.

Don: James what the fuck! why did you fucking do that last night?

James: do what?

Don: you fucking third wheel'd me last night! you invite me to your house to play xbox and instead you have amanda there and i was the third wheel and it was awkward as hell!

James: oops my bad.
Third Wheel'd by Boppity November 21, 2009

d-ja wheel? 

“d-ja wheel?” is a quick way of asking someone if they had sex. It’s short for “did you wheel?” Which is asking “did you have sex?” The context for asking this question is when someone tells an innocent story of an interaction with someone of the opposite sex. Usually it’s asked to interrupt a boring story with an inappropriate question as a fun way to bust someone’s balls and end a useless conversation. The more times it’s asked for every little conversation the funnier it is.
Rick: I was helping Stacy’s mom move some furniture…
Steven: d-ja wheel?
Rick: I was moving an armoire…
Steven: yeah, but did you wheel??
Rick: no 😡 I was in her basement and …
Steven: kinky, so ja-wheel?
Rick: forget it. 🤬
d-ja wheel? by utardedcunt May 7, 2024

Larry Wheel'd

When your girl queefs in the middle of the night so loudly it wakes you up.
Alyssa, Tobias is cheating on you. Get Larry Wheel'd
Larry Wheel'd by CJ Dupris March 8, 2022

Wheeler'd 

Wheel-er-d | Verb
1 The act of getting up during a party or get together and:
a) going to bed without telling anyone
b) going inside to sit in a chair and watch tv without telling anyone
c) goes home without telling anyone

This can also be done while at a Bar.

Origin:
Unknown-Present; orig. Hickory Hills, IL, possibly Bloomington, IL
We were having a great time sitting around the bonfire last Saturday. After we partied for a few hours, I noticed he had gone missing, that is when it hit me, I had been Wheeler'd!.
Wheeler'd by C. Stan Hathcock September 8, 2010

wheesh'd 

Scottish slang for 'shush' or 'quiet' and sometimes 'shut up'. Usually used after 'haud yer'. Favoured mostly by scottish school teachers as a slightly more polite way of saying "shut up you non-educated deliquents!" (see: ned).

Occassionally can be alternatively spelt as 'wheesht'.
Haud yer wheesh'd, sonny!
wheesh'd by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009
The past tense form of "weeing", often used while zip lining, downhill racing, and hanging out of a car window. Projecting a high pitch sound of excitement with your mouth.
Katie weel'd last weekend for five minutes straight while she watched Glee with her friend Alysa, even though Glee is a horrible tv show.
Weel'd by MightyMouse October 11, 2012
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