D-Mail 

(n.) Abbreviation of 'drunk e-mail'.

An electronic message sent under the influence of excessive alcohol, usually regretted when sobriety returns.

<Holding head while staring at laptop screen> "Oh, no! I cannot believe I sent a d-mail to Emma last night declaring undying love."

D-Mail by Beuys September 26, 2009

D-mail 

Short for Desk Mail

When you write something on a desk for someone else to read later. Could be intentionally, for example writing a message to someone who sits in the same desk later in the day or unintentional, for example having someone forget to erase the answers for the test that they wrote on the desk or writing random crap on the desk.

Beanerous Brokus I: Holy crap I forgot to tell them I'm not going today. I'll just send em a d-mail

or

Beanerous Brokus I: Thank god I received that D-mail, I nearly failed the test.

or

Beanerous Brokus I: Look at this D-mail I got, it says "You suck"

D-mail by Beanerous Brokus I April 19, 2006

d-mail 

The technical IT term for going for a dump.

Snedwan - how's it going? What have you been up to?

Boss Hogg - Gotta run dude, I need to send a d-mail.

d-mail by Snedwan April 9, 2009

D-mail 

To send someone an email where the only thing associated with the email is an attachment of a dick pick. Essentially the dick version of being Rick Rolled.

"Paul sent me the nastiest D-mail today! He said the attachment was of a the biggest thing imaginable, but it was just a picture of his dick!"

D-mail by D-mailer June 4, 2016

D-mail 

The act of sending a dick pic via email

You nerdy bitch you tryna catch this D-mail??

D-mail by 420-N-flossin October 31, 2018

Mailroll'd 

To be linked to the Daily Mail website unsuspectingly, typically through a URL shortner.

bit.ly/18FSLkY

Argh! I've just been Mailroll'd! I lost an hour to that site!

Mailroll'd by londonalex May 13, 2013

Dmail 

An email containing pictures of the male genitalia.

"I Dmailed this girl I met online a couple months back, and things went sour soon after. Now I'm worried that those photos are going to surface online!"

Dmail by Mathias R September 29, 2009