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C.O.D. Blocker

Noun, pronounced "Cod" blocker

Any person or thing that keeps you or someone else from playing countless hours of Call of Duty online.
Example:

T: Dude, you said you were going to get online and play some Call of Duty with me! These insurgents are going to kill themselves. What's the deal?

K: Sorry dude, I was, really. It's just my girl-friend, she's all "you need to spend some time with me." and crap. I just can't do it right now.

T: What?! She's being like that? Dude she's a total C.O.D. blocker!
C.O.D. Blocker by Almost Dangerous February 8, 2010
Related Words
D blocker d-blocked D.A.N D.A. D d.s. D.J D'arcy D.M. D-town

D-blocked 

Comes from Y.O. Yonkers home of the brave...
D-Block is a rap group consisting of Jadakiss, Sheek Louch, Styles P(The Lox) and J-Hood...but it was turned into a word which means To Get Robbed or somethng taken away from you
Yo son u juss got ur shit D-Blocked.

yo he D-Blocked ya jacket
D-blocked by KaSa STaTuS February 5, 2005

D-blocked 

"Dude, you just got d-blocked."
D-blocked by Garrett March 18, 2004

d-blocked 

stoped from doing something
when your talking to a girland your mom brings up something embaressing
d-blocked by d August 17, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026