D'mond 

A very handsome man with a huge ego. He loves beautiful girls and they love him.

Ayoooo.. did you see D'mond with that pretty girl.

D'mond by Suissijjsjdjjakajsj July 12, 2017

Monday'd 

To get beat in fantasy football in the most cruel way possible - late during Monday Night Football. Typically followed by angry late night texts and sobbing.

Jake was within minutes of winning the league championship, but then Tony Gonzalez Monday'd the shit out of him. Tough luck.

Monday'd by IRGL Commish October 14, 2014

Olympus Mon'd

Olympus Mon'd (n, adj): When an oiled up, black, Jamaican male, dressed as a Greek god in a Green, Yellow, Red, and Black toga fucks you from behind and repeats the phrase, "Yeah Mon!" with every thrust of his penis.

That's why you get Olympus Mon'd. You just got Olympus Mon'd.

Olympus Mon'd by The BGC December 3, 2010

Mondale’d 

When you receive only one state in the electoral college. In 1984 Former Vice President in the Carter administration, Walter “Fritz” Mondale ran as the democratic nominee and lost every state expect for his home state of Minnesota and The District of Columbia. A similar scenario Occurred in 1972 with George McGovern. Despite Mondale losing in a landslide, he was still a well respected Political figure all the way up to his passing in 2021.

If Sarah Palin had ran in 2012, Obama Might’ve Mondale’d her with 535-3.

Mondale’d by Cupojo3 himself April 25, 2021

monday d'ohshits 

The early-Monday-morning forgetfulness that plagues individuals returning to the weekday routine. Usually results in abrupt turnarounds on the sidewalk or u-turns on the road when the commuter realizes he/she has left their files/iphone/lunch at home.

Andrew had a case of the monday d'ohshits, and climbed onto the downtown bus before realizing he'd left his pants on the bedroom floor.

monday d'ohshits by louispound January 11, 2010

Monday’d 

Getting ignored or forgotten during the weekend or social events and only remembered when you get to reality of Monday.

Sorry I didn’t text you all weekend. No worries I knew I would get Monday’d.

Monday’d by Laylalilani September 20, 2025