Olympus Mon'd (n, adj): When an oiled up, black, Jamaican male, dressed as a Greek god in a Green, Yellow, Red, and Black toga fucks you from behind and repeats the phrase, "Yeah Mon!" with every thrust of his penis.
When you receive only one state in the electoral college. In 1984 Former Vice President in the Carter administration, Walter “Fritz” Mondale ran as the democratic nominee and lost every state expect for his home state of Minnesota and The District of Columbia. A similar scenario Occurred in 1972 with George McGovern. Despite Mondale losing in a landslide, he was still a well respected Political figure all the way up to his passing in 2021.
The early-Monday-morning forgetfulness that plagues individuals returning to the weekday routine. Usually results in abrupt turnarounds on the sidewalk or u-turns on the road when the commuter realizes he/she has left their files/iphone/lunch at home.
Andrew had a case of the monday d'ohshits, and climbed onto the downtown bus before realizing he'd left his pants on the bedroom floor.