Quite common in Northern California, Cycle Cunts are cyclists who ride through city thoroughfares at either highway speeds or slow as fuck. They often travel in packs and have complete disregard for their fellow users of the road. They obey few traffic laws and the ones they do they enforce with their lives. Often seen blocking traffic, harassing pedestrians, clustering in fire zones and crosswalks, or riding up busy sidewalks.
Not all cyclists are Cycle Cunts though, some are nice. Some.
Not all cyclists are Cycle Cunts though, some are nice. Some.
Woman: "HONEY THE BRAKES THAT MAN IS CROSSING THE STREET"
Man: "Hildegard calm your shit he's a cyclist he can't be riding in that crosswalk on a red light!
*honks horn* Fuck you Cycle Cunts!"
Man: "Hildegard calm your shit he's a cyclist he can't be riding in that crosswalk on a red light!
*honks horn* Fuck you Cycle Cunts!"
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Get the Cunt-Cicle mug.A cycleunt is a cyclist that refuses to accept responsibility or accountability for and of their actions. For example. Riding 2 abreast and deliberately holding up traffic without showing any thought for the waiting vehicle behind them. Cycleunts are generally found on the back roads of Devon. Being righteous.
Carefull ahead Dave, there are cycleunts all over the bastard place, riding where they want to and being arseholes.
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