cyberrhea

1- A condition which causes one to crap messily all over the internet

2. Any stupid, ignorant, nonsensical, incoherent, or otherwise functionally useless internet editorial, post, blog entry, email, personal ad, IM, and the like resulting from the aforementioned condition which offensively squanders and devalues bandwidth, moments of readers' lives they will never get back, and the collective IQ of all sentient life

1- Online journal sites are full of many nincompoops with severe and persistent cases of cyberrhea.

2- I tried really hard to wade through that cognitive Lilliputian's editorial post but it was such an odoriferous and asinine example of cyberrhea that I finally wrinkled my nose in disgust and gave up.

cyberrhea by batrastard October 31, 2005

Cyberrhea

Definition:
A psychological symptom characterized by the uncontrollable, excessive, and often incoherent production of social media posts or text messages. It can occur during psychotic episodes in schizophrenia, bipolar mania, or substance intoxication.
Etymological Breakdown:
cyber- (a prefix derived from 'cybernetic') Used in terms relating to computers, technology, networks, or the digital world (including the Internet and electronic communications).
-rrhea (from the ancient Greek rhoia or rhein), which means "to flow" or "a flux”.
Pronunciation: sai-bur-ree-uh
Inspired by:
Graphorrhea = pathologically excessive, uncontrollable, and often incoherent production of writing.
Logorrhea = pathologically excessive, uncontrollable, and often incoherent wordiness or talkativeness.

Cyberrhea is one of the most embarrassing things that happen when I experience psychosis.

Cyberrhea by UbranPsych August 22, 2026

Cyberbeard 

A made up fake girl friend that closeted homosexuals create on the internet to fool intolerant associates.

That dude T created his self a cyberbeard to pertend he's straight.

Cyberbeard by Steve Polychron January 18, 2013

Cybershell 

A YouTuber who talked about a blue rat called Sonic and is currently hibernating for 9 years.

God, I really miss Cybershell.

Please come back king.

Cybershell by Stop_Horny_People September 10, 2020

Cyberchase 

A PBS Kids show where 3 kids and a weird bird fly around inside a computer world trying to save "Motherboard" from "The Hacker", and teach kids simple math.

Why is it so relative to what the government's doing today?

"We have to save Motherboard from the Hacker!"

"Ew, ew, DOUBLE ew."

"What is a fraction?"

"Cyberchase was made possible by viewers like you. Thank you."

Cyberchase by EWewDOUBLEew December 16, 2011

cyberchar 

a famous after effects editor.
best editor in the world.

cyberchar is the best editor ever.

cyberchar by Urban Dictionary Editor Team January 12, 2021

Cybershell 

verb: To disappear or to go ghost for an extended period of time while lurking and keeping a low profile

origin: cybershells epic 3 year disappearing prank

Hey this cool youtuber I watched has gone cybershell

Cybershell by StarDumb May 6, 2021