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1- A condition which causes one to crap messily all over the internet

2. Any stupid, ignorant, nonsensical, incoherent, or otherwise functionally useless internet editorial, post, blog entry, email, personal ad, IM, and the like resulting from the aforementioned condition which offensively squanders and devalues bandwidth, moments of readers' lives they will never get back, and the collective IQ of all sentient life
1- Online journal sites are full of many nincompoops with severe and persistent cases of cyberrhea.

2- I tried really hard to wade through that cognitive Lilliputian's editorial post but it was such an odoriferous and asinine example of cyberrhea that I finally wrinkled my nose in disgust and gave up.
cyberrhea by batrastard October 31, 2005

edward ciderhands 

a game, similar to amy winehands, in which the players tape 2 litre bottles of cider to their hands and
are not permitted to remove the bottles until they have been completely drunk.
Guy 1: Fancy a game of Edward Ciderhands tonite?
Guy 2: I'll get the Strongbow.
edward ciderhands by Dodgeman June 30, 2008

cinderhead 

its where you shove a cement block up someones asshole and leave it in there until they can manage to pull it out themselves
man did you see joe last night i gave him a cinderhead
cinderhead by TheHotCryptid February 12, 2021

Ciderrhoea 

The hot molten shite expelled from one's anus after a heavy night on the saucey cider.The inevitable consequences of a delicious night.
My doctor said I must stop drinking cider.The next episode of ciderrhoea could kill me.
Ciderrhoea by BrendanDacey April 21, 2021

Cinderheart

Cinderheart is a "power of three" queen. She's so iconic being half gost and is so BEAUTIFUL 😍. She is an all rounder being good at everything and she never gives up. Her kits are just as incredible and so is her mate Lionblaze. She is the kind of cat who if someone doesn't like her I'll give them a side eye and walk away 👀.

Thank you Erik Hunter for creating my favorite character in my favorite book series ❤️.
Person 1: do you like Cinderheart
Person 2: No!?
Person 1: I'm out (leaves while giving person 2 a side eye)
Cierrha is an individual who exudes incredible beauty, intelligence, and elegance. Her remarkable resilience is evident as she never backs down from challenges. Even in the face of difficulty, she remains poised and selflessly offers support to others, despite her own pain. Her radiant spirit is perpetual, never fading away. People consistently express gratitude for her immense assistance, recognizing her as the true Cierrha that she is.
GIRL 1: Woah that girl was so nice to me.
GIRL 2: Yeah, That's Cierrha!
Cierrha by dirtymindmama January 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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