What Manfred Mann's Earth Band wrote in their song, Blinded by The Light. But bro, the bird is a player.
Producer: So, whatcha wanna write in this song?
Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Little early birdy gave my anus curly-wurly.
Producer: That's totally reasonable.
Popular in the 60's and 70's, the Curly Wurly is the act of inserting ones finger to the second knuckle, bending at the first knuckle and twisting counterclockwise as to create a hook to scrape encrusted poo off of the anus walls.
1. Shirley gave me the most rotten Curly Wurly last night I could smell her finger from a mile away.
2. "And little Early-Pearly came by with her curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride" - Blinded By the Light-
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.