Curtia 

A beautiful american with a great body and facial structure. Girls with this name usually have a big bum and boustaire. She is known for her weird personality but bitchy attitude. They usually flirt a lot thus being a male attraction. They are known for stealing boyfriends. She is also called whore, slag or slut by her female counterparts but she has a way of bypassing that. She's athletic, out going and wanted by some but hated by many. She has a great sense of style which is an expensive taste. She also has a great sense of humor. People with this name usually grow up to be famous due to their many talents and will later discover wealth.

John: hey! i met curtia today.
Amy: wow! isn't she a beaut.

Curtia by mickelandrew January 2, 2012

Princess curtains 

Curtains that are split in the middle & held to the side with decorative tassels or something similar. The left side looks like the letter K.

I Love my Princess curtains so much! I even made the shower curtain into Princess curtains!

Princess curtains by Starchylde May 28, 2016

prosciutto curtains 

Piss flaps or labia majora that resemble a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked.

That chick I hooked up with had really sexy prosciutto curtains that hung down like soft fleshy saddle bags and made me hungry for antipasto.

prosciutto curtains by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

King Curtis

A temperamental seven year old who possesses an unbelievable amount of power in his kingdom(house). He can be found at demolition derbies, eating chicken nuggets or fiercely guarding his stash of bacon. He strongly dislikes fitness instructors named Joy, and you'll never see his face again if you make him feel like he's a "sorry person".

Example 1:
*Joy takes away his bacon*
King Curtis: Hey! I need to tell ya something! Bacon is good for me!

Example 2:
*King Curtis storms to his room*
King Curtis: Out of the blue, she thinks she's a smart lil girl and she can do whatever she wants. No! That's not what she can do in mah family. She acting like she the queen, and we're the sorry people!

King Curtis by Donald Reynolds June 17, 2013

Sodapop Curtis 

A character from the Outsiders; completely beautiful. He is gorgeous. Book by S.E. Hinton

Girl 1: I love Sodapop Curtis so much!
Girl 2: You make a move toward him and I will rip you limb from limb.
Girl 1: Ummm...

Sodapop Curtis by sodapoplover May 19, 2016

Beige Curtain 

A boring girl, as interesting as beige curtains in a motel room. A Beige Curtain does not recognize humor and has no edge. She's generally devoid of her own interests outside of her boyfriend and shoes.

"Hey, man. Are you still seeing Brenda?"
"No way. Talking to her is like pulling teeth. Total beige curtain."

Beige Curtain by Uncle Fun September 25, 2012

Bin Curtains 

A moderator of a facebook page who rules with an iron fist. Except on Tuesdays when he's normally pretty chill.

"Wow. Jamie was being a real bin curtains today"

"Don't worry it's Tuesday tomorrow, he'll let us shit post tomorrow"

Bin Curtains by C.H.Ungs January 20, 2019