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curtians

when someone places their ball sack on the bridge of the nose of another person so that each ball covers an eye creating CURTIANS
i gave him the curtians while he was passed out!!!!
by polish power March 28, 2008
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Curtians

1) Fabric hung from rods to block out the sun.
2) A terrible hair style choice consisting of short hair and a middle parting.
3) An iconic character from the BBC series 'This country'.
Person A: I can't believe you got curtians
Person B: I KNOw! I really hate my hair dresser!
by EclecticMess January 2, 2018
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curtians and swiss

1. beef curtians slabbed with hot melted swiss folded together in a V shape sandwich with a little pink in the middle. If not properly cared for the beef curtians and swiss can go skank.

2. a toasted roast beef sandwich slabbed with swiss cheese
damn man got yourself some curtians and swiss.

Good example: fresh T's right out of the cooler.
Bad Example: bitches bacon in the sun.
by riggieri September 7, 2008
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jungle roll the beef curtians

to have sex with a female who is so loose you can roll up her snatch
"bro i had to jungle roll the beef curtians last night"

"NO WAY"

"way"
by the dina March 6, 2009
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meat curtians

A term used for a well worn vagina, where the labia looks like thinly sliced roast beef, and or hangs a certian way one must "open" it to get to the inner sanctum of the vagina.
Look at the meat curtians on that one, yow...

That chick's all worn out, just look at those meat curtians.
by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004
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beef curtians

a slanderizing of female genetillia referring to the curtian like appearance of the labia (majora). the "beef" comes from the flesyness of the vagina, meat is also used as a casual refrence to male genetillia "beat your meat".
"the beef curtians opened, she was ready to start the show."
by brian March 14, 2004
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meat curtians

Pussy lips that look like steak-ums. But taste like tuna. May be pink (raw), or brown (cooked), based upon nationality.
Did you see the meat curtains on that cum dumpster-in a strong cross wind, she could get some serious uplift.
by Ogar October 1, 2003
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