Hillbilly kid 1: Iβm 18 Iβm practically old enough to drink canβt I have a beer?
Hillbilly dad: I donβt give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. Iβm not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! Itβs like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
Hillbilly dad: I donβt give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. Iβm not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! Itβs like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
by TheUrbanGodfather June 04, 2018
Jan 25 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose