Curligga

A primordial creature befallen upon us on the year 1738. She is a being of unrelenting strength and has given birth to 4 children (technically 3) and she is super dark. It is prophecy that one of her children will have the initials of JJ and when he farts...

Barack Obama: Michelle the excavation in Israel has been successful we have found her.... after all these years.... CURLIGGA

Michelle: Dear god (collapses and dies)