Curlfession 

Confessing your hair sin(s) after committing an immoral act against your waves, curls and coils in the hope of being blessed with Curlsmith’s forgiveness.

A curlfession could be admitting you use sulphates and silicones on your hair (THE ultimate hair sin), dry brushing your hair (please don’t do it), bleaching your hair (ouch!), the list goes on and on… We’ve all committed the occasional hair sin but are you brave enough to fess up and reveal your Curlsmith Curlfession?

Bless me Curlsmith, for I have sinned. It has been some time since my last Curlfession...

OMG, did you hear Lucy’s Curlsmith Curlfession?! I'm not surprised, those curls look unhealthy and brittle every time I see her. If she’s going to keep bleaching her hair and not use Bond Curl Rehab Salve, what does she expect?

Her curlfessions are WIIIIILD. I can't believe she's been doing all those things to her hair. Only Bond Curl Rehab Salve can save her now.

Curlfession by Hot Curl 21 March 3, 2022

Curfewsion 

Failing at remembering why you said you were going to leave at a certain time, which is usually realized then next day when you actually have to get up for said event.

I am so tired. I should have only stayed out until 9pm like originally planned instead of 10:30. I must have been in a state of curfewsion.

Curfewsion by kimberleyjo August 2, 2011

cumfession

Accidentally confessing your love to your parter in the heat of moment while cumming.

Omg last night I accidentally did a cumfession while fucking my gf last night! It was so embarassing...

cumfession by Space Gnome December 30, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004