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Curlfession 

Confessing your hair sin(s) after committing an immoral act against your waves, curls and coils in the hope of being blessed with Curlsmith’s forgiveness.

A curlfession could be admitting you use sulphates and silicones on your hair (THE ultimate hair sin), dry brushing your hair (please don’t do it), bleaching your hair (ouch!), the list goes on and on… We’ve all committed the occasional hair sin but are you brave enough to fess up and reveal your Curlsmith Curlfession?
Bless me Curlsmith, for I have sinned. It has been some time since my last Curlfession...

OMG, did you hear Lucy’s Curlsmith Curlfession?! I'm not surprised, those curls look unhealthy and brittle every time I see her. If she’s going to keep bleaching her hair and not use Bond Curl Rehab Salve, what does she expect?

Her curlfessions are WIIIIILD. I can't believe she's been doing all those things to her hair. Only Bond Curl Rehab Salve can save her now.
Curlfession by Hot Curl 21 March 3, 2022
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cumfession

Accidentally confessing your love to your parter in the heat of moment while cumming.
Omg last night I accidentally did a cumfession while fucking my gf last night! It was so embarassing...
cumfession by Space Gnome December 30, 2014

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026