cuntception 

(cun-ˈtsep-shən)

1- When a person is such a cunt, that its own cunt has a cunt. A real shitty bitch.

2- Trickery used when trying to woo a female into sleeping with you.

1- Boy, that cunt is a true master of cuntception.

2- She plays hard to get, but with a little cuntception, shell be squirting in my face in no time!

cuntception by qinsanep March 19, 2015

Cuntception 

(cun-ˈtsep-shən)

Trickery used when trying to woo a female into sleeping with you.

She plays hard to get, but with a little cuntception, shell be squirting in my face in no time!

Cuntception by qinsanep March 20, 2015

Cuntception

noun.

The act of detecting a sexual, surreal or otherwise inappropriate word or filth, accidentally residing in completely innocent speech. Usually by ignoring or rearranging the intended boundaries between words or syllables.

Particularly common among people constitutionally incapable of hearing an innocent sentence without finding something funny in it.

"We don't need TV to entertain us."

"Huh huh. He said anus."

"No he didn't. That's cuntception."

Cuntception by Tethys Wrenslayer August 14, 2026

napa valley conception 

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.

Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.

napa valley conception by Opie Post December 25, 2013

Conception Balm 

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.

The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.

Conception Balm by RedRedRed Red May 25, 2016

Andrew Brydon Conception 

The act of throwing up in someone else's asshole.

Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*

Andrew Brydon Conception by Kylie Whitaker May 18, 2008

Immaculate Conception High School 

A school in Constant Spring Jamaica where the girls perform exceptionally well and are NOT YAMHEADS... They don't cry ova no man!!!

Girl: I go to Immaculate Conception High School

Boy: Oh, I bet your not a yamhead

Immaculate Conception High School by Marie Tarie January 25, 2022