cuntasaur

someone who is suck a giant cunt, that their douchyness has to be explained in the colassal term of dinosaurs.

Why did he walk in here and be giant cuntasaur?
i dunno cause hes mendi?

by THE B.I.G. T REX February 10, 2010

Cuntasaur

cunt-uh-soore ; n. a cunt like creature varying in size from rather large to fairly small, stands on two legs, may appear to be a female human at first glance, but in it's natural enviroment, usually parties, it can be easily categorized

"Dayum did you see that huge cuntasaur at the party last night?"
"yea man, that cuntasuar broke a chair on the porch, what a beast she was"

by Dust-rag November 26, 2007

Cuntasaurus Rex

Cuntasaurus Rex is by far the queen of the cunt bitches who reigns supreme. She can not be talked to with reason due to to her superior cuntness. She also may be of beautiful physical nature but the permanent cunt look On her face tells her true identity.

Man that bitch is smokin hot ,but i heard she's a real Cuntasaurus Rex

by Flatside69 January 11, 2012

cuntasaurus rex

A woman who is so evil that if she existed during the time of the dinosaur, she would have survived extinction through sheer hatred for anything that might live.

My boss is an evil souless cuntasaurus rex

by daonocto August 19, 2010

Crunkasaurus Rex

1. The king of all crunkasaurus.

2. Full on crunkasaurus status.

3. Getting your SERIOUS drink on.

"Yo, that dude is a full on Crunkasaurus Rex"

"I'm about to get my Crunkasaurus Rex face on tonight"

"Crunkasaurus Rex is in the m-therf-ing house"

by Professor J Hizzle January 8, 2015

Cuntastrophe

A woman who, by demeanor and action, creates issues where there are none. A drama machine. She will commonly be found in panic, when you ask her what is wrong she will list horrible situations from the past, the present and quite possibly activities that aren't even true just to stir up shit. When she asks you questions, beware, it is rhetorical, she is bating you into her trap. It is how they hunt. They dwell within a web of lies and burned bridges wherein they create a nest which requires high matienance. These women should be avoided at all costs.

Trish: Oh, here comes Doloris.

Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."

Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.

by The Lord Bob Saget April 19, 2010

Cuckasaurus

A person at the highest point of being a cuck

Did you hear John over there really likes to watch his wife get fucked he is a cuckasaurus

by Tookyotacos April 14, 2018