Cunt-lint

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n. lint left behind from thong or other undergarment usually discovered after going down on a girl's vagina. usually ends up on lip or tongue. sometimes not detected until lint reaches back of throat causing you to cough into said vagina. not considered dangerous or life-threatening but rather unpleasant and distracting.

man: mmmm mmmmm mmmm ECK! PPPPPTTTT PPPPPPPTTT HAK!

woman: babe what's wrong?

man: nothing. just got hold of a little cunt-lint. NOM NOM NOM

Cunt-lint by PODevilman16 December 16, 2010

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Cunt Lint

The crusty organic substance accumulated on an unclean vagina. Cunt Lint is developed when a woman goes too long without bathing or douching. Effects are worse if woman is dry or post menopausal. Cunt Lint is closely related to Belly Button Lint.

Guy: Damn Gloria, you have to much Cunt Lint down there, your vajay feels like moist sandpaper.

Gloria: I don't believe in bathing, I like my own natural scent :-)

Cunt Lint by Greib Minzadian May 18, 2011

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cuntlint

A substance that forms on the vagina of particularly unattractive women due to lack of use or cleansing.

Her cuntlint was thick and woven together with such force that even I couldn't penetrate it.

cuntlint by Ragafin April 4, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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