Cunt candle 

A person of outstanding idiocy or twatdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.

The Right Honourable Bishop of Carlisle, Mark Thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, Margaret Thatcher), and Malcolm Horner (housemate and butt of many of my jokes, hohoho)
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh

Cunt candle by Peter Cunningham May 18, 2008

Candle cunt 

A woman who wont stop going on about her scented candles and takes great pleasure in mocking other peoples candles

Say man, that Shauna is a real candle cunt. She won’t stop taking shit about my candles

Candle cunt by Turdy McDownUnder October 22, 2020

candied cunt 

forcing a girl put fun dip in her cunt before eating her out in order to enhance the flavor of her beef flaps.

I ate out Bo's candied cunt last night.

candied cunt by cunt slayer December 16, 2005