Cunt Muzzle 

n. A woman who, when in the company of female acquaintances, blocks or "muzzles" their attempts to score with a person of potential sexual interest.
v. To prevent a woman from having sexual liasons.

See: cock block.

Tina was trying to get to know this hot guy last night, but Debbie acted like a total cunt muzzle when she mentioned that Tina is on the rag.

Debbie cunt muzzled Gretchen from making out with Jim by bringing up her massive unicorn collection.

Cunt Muzzle by Captain Kegel February 26, 2009

Cunt Muzzle 

A woman only good for sitting on your face

Karen is such a cunt muzzle

Cunt Muzzle by KingofLakemoor August 18, 2019

cunt muzzle 

1: a woman that has several tampons/or other objects at once in her cunt at once creating a muzzle so that it cant get anymore

2: an electrified barbed wire underwear a girl whose parents are complete assholes wear so that a guy cant get in her panties

1: Wow betty used so many tampons at once that she cunt muzzled herself

2:Wow i went so far with betty but i couldnt get passed her cunt muzzle

cunt muzzle by lsw5t9uq43oiut3 August 18, 2008

cuntmuzzle 

Similar to pussy whipped;

1. Over time sounding more and more like your girlfriend/wife

2. Never getting a word in and only doing what your girlfriend/wife wants

She's got a cuntmuzzle on him.

He only does what she wants cuz she put a cuntmuzzle on him.

cuntmuzzle by dogboy May 31, 2005

cuntguzzler 

1. A person who regularly consumes surgically removed female genitalia in a preposterous, but skillful manner.
2. A discontinued Brazilian brand of strawberry flavored lollipops from the 1960s.
3. Anyone who has studied Hegel's "Grundlinien der Philosophie des Rechts" and took it seriously.

1. This is the third vagina I've consumed today in public but pieces still keep falling out of my mouth. That makes me a poor cuntguzzler.

2. Mmm. This cuntguzzler sure is tasty.

3. Wow, he really is familiar with Hegel's work. He must be a real cuntguzzler.

cuntguzzler by franzpolak November 10, 2010

Cuntfuzzle

An angry old man who’s lost his mind

Last night my neighbour was walking around outside my house with a torch. When I asked what the hell he was doing, he said ‘I’m looking for gecko’s, how about you mind your own business!’ . What a stupid old ‘cuntfuzzle’.

Cuntfuzzle by Gherkins shnifer February 17, 2025

Cuntfuzzled

Being confuzzled while you serve cunt

Person 1: *dressed in cunty hunty clothes and serving cunt while having no idea what it happening*
Person 2: damn. That diva looks cuntfuzzled

Cuntfuzzled by Spompom June 19, 2026