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cunt mode 

Is when everyone everywhere are acting like big cunt holes while you are driving your car..
Driving in the car and you have a green light and go to drive and there's a grandma about to walk infront of your car... So you beep and she desides to give u the finger and keep walking! Cunt mode
Or when your at a 2 way stop sign and you tell them to go and they tell you to go and you go to go and they start to go at the same time and curse u out like u did something so wrong!.. Cunt mode
cunt mode by Jaoni October 26, 2011
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Cunt Mode 

The mode gary turns on when he's angry
Well wee Gaz has turned cunt mode on.
Cunt Mode by JaviDelgado1902 August 13, 2015

moderate tavere cunt severity 

when you know how pussy you could really even be
alt spelling: moderate tavear* cunt severity
Oh she is giving moderate tavere cunt severity down

Cuntmode 

A state of mind that can arise through lack of sleep, day drinking and/or taking recreational drugs. Much like 'sickmode' but darker, more volitile and occasionally dangerous. 'Cuntmode' is more likely to occour in males with the person in question feeling apologetic and guilt ridden after it wares off.
look at that guy, he's deep in cuntmode, steer clear
Cuntmode by tman123 July 31, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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