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Cunt Candy 

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Similar to Eye Candy. Cunt Candy is someone who is extremely sexy, they make your danger zone a.k.a lady parts instantly wet !

"Cunt Candy, candy for your eyes & cunt!"
i.e.- Sarah said that her professor was so hot he gave her cunt candy !

"Fuck looking for eye candy! I want to meet someone who will give me Cunt Candy!"
Cunt Candy by M.A.-Honey January 20, 2014
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Candy Cunt

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The definition of this phrase can be looked on differently, depending on context. The first is probably most obvious of the two simply describes somebody's luscious vagina.

The second, perhaps not as clear and used less often, refers to those who are "up their own ass"; who think they're the dog's bollocks/cat's pyjamas, and are generally disliked for this.
Definition One:

Guy 1 - You see that chick I was chattin' to last night?
Guy 2 - Aw, yeah. She was HOT, dude!
Guy 1 - She has a sweet candy cunt too ;)

Definition Two:

Gal 1 - Oh my Gosh!
Gal 2 - What is it?
Gal 1 - See that bitch over there? She must think she's a real candy cunt!
Gal 2 - Gosh, girls these days..
Candy Cunt by The Krowe October 14, 2010

Candy Cunt Fucker 

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When the girl puts the candy in her vagina and you start fucking her with your penis putting the candy further into her pussy then you eat it out
"Dude, i was so bored last night with Danielle so i candy cunt fucked her then ate it out of her vagina and it went so far up it had shit on it." "Wow man, youre one hell of a candy cunt fucker."

candy cunt

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1) A pussy that looks so good and tastes so good, you could definites have it all day long.

2) A pussy that feels so good, it gives you the shivers when you hit it or lick it.
3) A hoe that is so sweet, you have to take advantage of her.
4) A hoe that gives it to you so good, you feel sugary inside and out. You tend to lose control and feel
like you are levitating, and all you can sense is that that cunt feels or tastes so good.
5) Sex that feels so good, you get excited when you get to do it all over again. It makes you feel like a kid in a candy shop.
1) Last night when I was with Anna, I found out she has a candy cunt.
2) Last night, I walked in on Tina and I saw that pussy. She definitely has a candy cunt.
3) Angela is a candy cunt. I want to hit it in the worst way!
4) I was in Jessica last night. Man, you should definitely hit that candy cunt!
5) Last night, I was at the club and hit the jackpot. I hit the candy cunt jackpot for real!
candy cunt by Thotcrates October 3, 2016

candy cunt saga

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candy cunt saga is when your banging a chick, and she is rageing about playing Candy Crush Saga or when she is currently playing candy crush saga.
"last night me and my girlfriend play candy cunt saga all night long!"
candy cunt saga by spikethunderclap February 11, 2014

Cunthandy 

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Having cunt on hand.

Onsite vagina that is easy to obtain, and freely available.
B1: "Hey bro this party sucks, too much sausage."

*Group of hot girls walk in*

B2: "Well thats Cunthandy, isn't it."
Cunthandy by The List. January 1, 2010
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