Cumrun

When a person goes out for the sole purpose of hooking up. Similar to a milk run, a woman may get dressed sexy to attract guys and go for a cumrun. Or, a guy gets ready and goes out with the intention of cumming. (then finds someone to do that with )

This girl at the bar is definitely on a cumrun tonight. Shes got on her cumrun dress tonight! This group of guys are definitely on a cumrun tonight, so aggressive!

by ladyGram December 16, 2013

Cummunism

A society in which cummodities and the means of ejaculation are collectively owned. In such a society, no one can deny his fellow citizen the right to jack him off on the grounds that he alone owns his penis; given that his penis would be collectively-owned, everyone would have the opportunity to wank his neighbor, free of charge (though certainly not "discharge").

This system is sometimes known as "Commujizm."

"I much prefer cummunism to fapitalism; I believe that such a society would allow for a much more egalitarian distribution of cum. What do you think, cumrade?"

"Cummunism looks good on paper, but has never worked in reality; it is simply not in humans' nature to equitably distribute semen amongst the various classes of society, and the Tragedy of the Cummons poses a significant obstacle to any society that hopes to implement it effectively."

"The problem with cummunism is that eventually you run out of other people's semen."

by dangitbobbeh July 31, 2016

cumrupt

like bankrupt, but when you temporarily run out of semen from so much ejaculation.

damn, id fuck you so hard right now but im 100% cumrupt. I couldn't cum if my life depended on it.

free porn subscription on the weekend. i am gonna be soooooo cumrupt

by catpryce September 24, 2016

Cum Run

The act of running to the bathroom after receiving a cum wad. Typically trying to make sure it doesn't drip to the floor or run down your legs.

He filled me with so much, I was dripping the entire time I was cum running to the bathroom!

by TDMCRo2 January 11, 2017

Cummunism

A system where everyone cums at the same time and in equal amounts

"Cummunism is far superior to Cumitalism,"

by Fiveduck June 26, 2021

currunt bun

Old irish term for coming last, the word currunt is a combination of the words current and runt.

Benny came last again, he's the currunt bun!

by Pro Gods April 26, 2017

cummunism

During an sex party, you blow your load on everyone instead of one person, a.k.a sharing your wealth equally amongst everyone else.

Albert: "Hey, I'm gonna have a banging sex party later, we can blow all our loads on this girl's fat ass!"
Christopher: "I'm more into cummunism myself, though."

by Lock Cover May 6, 2018