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Cumpouch 

The meat inderneath the belly button that looks like a pouch full of cum.
Usually found on hoe/hoodrat/cheater that have had sex with multiple guys filling her with seamen and never flushed it out.
1. Holly frijoles! Did you see that chic?
Yes but she a hoe! you can tell by her cum pouch ots big.

2. Dam that porn star has a huge cumpouch. Yeah no shit she just got gangbanged.
Cumpouch by Doobie619 February 1, 2023
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cum pouch 

The marsupial like pouch in a woman's abdomen used to store quarts upon quarts of man juice.
cum pouch by Paul B April 24, 2003
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cum pouch 

A large pouch adjacent to (or in front of) a woman's stomach that holds cum. Can have the effect of making a woman look slightly pregnant and confusing others.

Not easily recognizable, sometimes mistaken for an alien fetus or an unborn child, leading to awkward and/or disparaging remarks.

However, continued observation (9+ months) can rule out the latter, as the woman obviously isn't giving birth.
Michael: Check out the cum pouch on that girl over there!
Ashley: Jeez, man! I thought she was preggers!
Marie: You guys are SO wrong. That is such an alien fetus.
All three together: Well, which is it? *they ponder*