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cumgullet 

Someone who enjoys the taste of cum, especially Nick who enjoys Adam Szlamps
salty manjuice.
Nick loves teh manjuice, he is such a cumgullet!
cumgullet by Peter Simmons January 14, 2005

wrong-cumfully abused 

when one is pleasuring them selves to multiple images/videos on the internet... as they approach their climax feel a heightened crave to search for a better or more appealing image/video to their liking and end up reaching their climax to an image/video that it's unbearably reasonable to understand how they just ejaculated on their hand/computer/towel/paper towel/carpet/ceiling to an image/video they got caught watching while clicking and pointing in a fanatic hysteria of indulgence
you or someone you know is checking out some great porn... you click on another thumbnail of a related porn because they are tagged similarly and before you know it after a few more points and clicks you get a video of something that is nothing like the thumbnail image displayed and are wrong-cumfully abused to something you would normally make a sour face at.

Cumfugler 

A cumfugler is a person who fucks people and steals their cum
Cumfugler: I’m going to steal your cum
Man: Oh no please don’t fuck my tight anus
Cumfugler: Oh I’m gonna do touch that hole
Cumfugler by JadeTheWolf November 26, 2020
When a guy shoots an enormous amount of cum inside a woman and it comes out like a waterfall after she gets up
That's the most amount of cum I've ever had inside of me, it was like a cumfall when it came out.
cumfall by Eodguy89d October 10, 2016

cumfilled flabbergaster 

that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it
"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."