Cumb

What if there was someone being so dumb and so cute at the same time, there's a word for that now!

Child- mOm ArE aRiPlAnEs BrEaD
Mom-You adorable idiot...
child-YoU mEaN mE cUmB?
Mom-Yeah whatever.

by TheGirlThatReallyLovesDogs January 02, 2022

Cumb

The combination of "cum" and "crumb". Usually created in the act of wiping the cum off from your manhood with a Kleenex, then immediately, or soon after, wiping off some crumbs (probably Nabisco brand Chocolate Chip Cookies with 25% Reduced Fat) off of a surface with the said Kleenex; creating Cumb. Not recommened for consumption, unless you're a chick. That is totally fine.

Dude, is that Cumb in your wastebasket?
Uh, you mean cum? Probably.
Nah, I think I see some cookie crumbs in it, too...

by Brianysus April 05, 2011

Cumb

An acronym that stands for "Chuckling under my breath" instead of lol/laughing out loud. As no one really laughs out loud when using the lol acronym.

Generally used via text messages or online social media messaging apps.

Friend: Sends a funny meme
Me: That made me cumb

by Justina Beiber February 29, 2020

Cumb

Used to describe male or female ejaculate, once it has dried up and become crispy, flaky crumbs.

"Karen I told you to clean up properly after our shenanigans last night, and now there are Cumbs all over the bed!"

by Faei January 07, 2020

cumb

An elite spelling of cum, or when you cum so hard that "cum" simply cannot describe the level of cum

I will jack off till i cumb.

by aj.106_ January 27, 2020

cumb

The substance that would come out of your thumb, if your thumb could cum.

Derek: "This chick sucked my thumb so good, I thought I was gonna cumb"

by Cumbellina August 05, 2019

Cumbs

Cum crumbs. After leaving a load somewhere, it dries and turns into crumbs.

"Dude, found a wicked porn last night, and woke up to a keyboard full of cumbs."

by N810S October 01, 2014