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Cum gummy 

A cum gummy comes from the thick, gelatin-like sticky lumps that are occasionally present in a man’s ejaculate. The thick jelly like substance will congeal after being ejaculated on to the skin or hair of a woman’s body leaving a cum gummy. A cum gummy is thick enough for just two fingers to remove the cum gummy from the skin. It is stretchy and extremely sticky and will stick to both fingers as you pull the fingers apart and move them back together again. The texture is very similar to a half eaten gummy bear that a small child has been playing with for some time on a hot summer day.
Man, I made the mistake of going down on my girl after I jizzed all over her bush, next thing I knew I found myself eating my own cum gummy!
Cum gummy by Whippedmamasboy January 27, 2021
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Gummy Cum Bum (Gatling Ass Style)

The act of inserting Gummy bears into the Arsehole of your lover. Perform the act of Rimming and finger blast the arse until air build up has been achieved. They will exhale gas, then let the Gatling Ass effect comence.
Gummy Cum Bum (Gatling Ass Style)
Last night I Inserted Gummy bears into Neildini's Ass and finger blasted him until he shot them out his ass like a Gatling gun! Fire in the hole!

Cum-gummer 

The action of popping the mouth with a load of cum dripping from your bottom lip resembling that of a toddler chewing on a binky.

Only to be used by extremely hot, petite women.
The porn star has gained the skill of an expert cum-gummer.
Cum-gummer by The Amazing Spade December 31, 2008
gummybear but a human gummy all cute and made of cum
time ta watch me sum Baby Baba Cumgummy, WOOOOOOO!!!
Cumgummy by Mysterywuhman October 23, 2007
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