Cum crusty 

A cum crusry is the dryed ejaculation cum wad. You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my navle hair. f y i clean it up before it dryes up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

Cum crusty by Leslie W.C. Smith September 14, 2008

cum crusty 

Is the dried ejaculation or cum wad.

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

cum crusty by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008

cum crusty 

Is the dried ejaculation or cum wad.

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, the head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

cum crusty by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008

crusty cum bubble

An insult I heard from a girl I knew once, and its been funny as hell ever since. I guess it's just as it sounds, a dried, crusty bubble of semen.

Shut up you crusty cum bubble!

crusty cum bubble by Sydney June 3, 2004

crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt 

A girl who is a huge THOT through out the work area.

Bill: your a crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt !

crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt by Goblinqueen March 8, 2017

crusty cum basket 

the british slang term for a crusty the clown rubbish bin

honey i just filled up my crusty cum basket
im about to go make some tea

crusty cum basket by anonyumous 36 November 30, 2022

Crusty Cum-Rag 

When someone (usually a dudebro-chad-jagoff type, but not limited to males) is exhibiting especially bad behavior, this could be used as an insult/descriptive noun.

Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!

Crusty Cum-Rag by electricllizard January 24, 2023