A cum crusry is the dryed ejaculation cum wad. You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.
It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my navle hair. f y i clean it up before it dryes up!
Thanks L.W.C.S.
Thanks L.W.C.S.
by Leslie W.C. Smith September 14, 2008
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It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!
Thanks L.W.C.S.
It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!
Thanks L.W.C.S.
by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008
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It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!
Thanks L.W.C.S.
It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!
Thanks L.W.C.S.
by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008
Get the cum crusty mug.An insult I heard from a girl I knew once, and its been funny as hell ever since. I guess it's just as it sounds, a dried, crusty bubble of semen.
by Sydney June 3, 2004
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Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
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