Cum Punch
The act of ejaculating onto a Boxing Glove or similar item, and then punching either yourself or someone else in the face.
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Cum Punch
The mystical art of Punching your girl (generally in the kidneys from a Doggy Style position) just as you and/or her are about to cum.
John : How did it go with that hot girl last night mate?
Jim : Yeah I fucked the shit out of her, and right before climax, I gave her the old Cum Punch.
John: Ha ha, never fails mate! Yeah your Mum likes that shit too.
Jim : Oh Dad, I dont wanna know that!
Jim : Yeah I fucked the shit out of her, and right before climax, I gave her the old Cum Punch.
John: Ha ha, never fails mate! Yeah your Mum likes that shit too.
Jim : Oh Dad, I dont wanna know that!
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Cum Punch
A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.
Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"
Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"
Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"
Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
Cum Punch by Lord Dangleballs May 26, 2018
Cum-punch
When you jack off behind an unsuspecting victim on a long escalator, then cum up into the air and as it comes down punch through the air snagging the cum on ur hand and punch the person in the back of the head.(precise aim and timing is required)
Person 1: Dude why is there a sticky bruise on the back of your head?
Person 2: Fuck! Man on the way home from work some motherfucker cum-punched me!
Person 1: Sucks for u bitch! LMAO
Person 2: Fuck! Man on the way home from work some motherfucker cum-punched me!
Person 1: Sucks for u bitch! LMAO
Cum-punch by a very ninja black guy March 9, 2009
Cum Puncher
Somebody who keeps masturbating after he came into his hand and is now beating his wet, moist noodle until his hand cramps up and he can't go any further.
Hmmm, I haven't seen Steve at all today, where could he be?
Steve is such a cum puncher, he's probably still beating it in his room.
Steve is such a cum puncher, he's probably still beating it in his room.
Cum Puncher by Lolzosaurus July 3, 2016
Cumpunch
1. To Brutally Assult someone using a single attack to their face with a closed fist.
2. To Sexually Assult someone in a manner where after they have been given a facial you smack them across the mouth.
2. To Sexually Assult someone in a manner where after they have been given a facial you smack them across the mouth.