2 definitions by Lolzosaurus

Cum Puncher

Somebody who keeps masturbating after he came into his hand and is now beating his wet, moist noodle until his hand cramps up and he can't go any further.

Hmmm, I haven't seen Steve at all today, where could he be?
Steve is such a cum puncher, he's probably still beating it in his room.

by Lolzosaurus July 3, 2016

Cucked Cucks Clan

A bunch of guys that stand in a circle wearing white cloaks whilst black men fuck their wives.

I went to a meeting of the Cucked Cucks Clan yesterday. My wife will never be the same.

by Lolzosaurus May 1, 2017