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the act of using an electrical device, such as a phone or laptop, while going to the bathroom
Mark is in the bathroom compoopering, so he may be a while.
Compooper by Maxine Colina May 6, 2019

Cumpooper 

The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy
Man 1: ARE YOU THE CUMPOOPER?!
Cumpooper: Gurgle
Cumpooper by willoom December 31, 2022

Cumpooter 

1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere
1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.
Cumpooter by PolPots September 16, 2011

cumpooper 

After anal sex, the man cums in the woman's anus. She, then, takes a shit. Resulting in, cumpoop.
After I rode her, she became a real cumpooper.
cumpooper by Z-schnizzle October 20, 2008
a compooper is a computer that is really shitty, or a cute way of saying computer.However, your computer is not a compooper if its a Mac.
"Dude, your computer isn't a Mac?"
"Na dawg, its a Dell."
"Oh shit man, you got a compooper."

"What ya doin cutie"
"Im on my compooper tehe"
compooper by B-Zang June 15, 2007
Computer in Pauline's super awesome language.
I'm on thee COMPOOPER all day long.
compooper by Paauulliinnnneee August 28, 2005