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cum pocket 

a goiter or cyst like growth that lays under the skin of the face and is filled with semen absorbed through the mouth from money shots from other dudes and kept for later
"Dude did you see Fabio's face, he's got a cum pocket thats filled to the brim."

"How do you know that."

"He was with JY last night yo."
cum pocket by Anonymous September 13, 2003

Cum Pocket 

The act of ejaculating into a hot pocket.
"Yo gauge remember that Cum Pocket you made"
Cum Pocket by Szvail December 7, 2020

cum pocket 

your pocket is full of warm thick and rich milky substances that come from a man when he really thinks someone is hot or is just lonely.
Girl: Oh my your pp is so enormous and big <3, cum pocket me
Guy: *Busts in her pocket* There you go cutie
cum pocket by skidran January 22, 2022

cum pocket 

someone who is adorable but crass; a derogatory term of endearment; tongue in cheek dirty pet name
“come here, ya lil’ cum pocket.”
cum pocket by marindi September 4, 2023

Middle Pocket Cum Cannon 

I'm going to use my middle pocket cum cannon to shoot you down!

Pocket Cum

When there is a single piece of cum stored in you pocket for a later date, such as a late night snack or birthday present.
Zac: Hey! What’s that white stuff in your pocket?

Alby: oh that? Just my pocket cum.
Pocket Cum by B1G M4N A July 19, 2026
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