Cum Hydrant 

When vast amounts of semen are excreted from the head of the penis.

Phyllis: Gurrrl, why yo eyes so messed up?

Brittany: I didn't realize Billy Bob cums so much; it was like a cum hydrant!

Phyllis: Oh! I've made that mistake before.

Cum Hydrant by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014

Cum Hydrant

A man sporting an upright/engorged “pipe”; typically, one who produces an abundance of semen.

“Special delivery from OG Mudbone (i.e. the OG ‘cum hydrant’), bitch!!”

Cum Hydrant by 26LT March 26, 2026