Culocomander Share definition Flag Someone who runs drugs across the border hidden in there asshole. Hey how did you get the heroine to Delray Beach ?easy bro I just got off the boat with my culocomander!!!oh shit nice work Culocomander by Okmarhs April 9, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the Culocomander mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch