cuddle muffin

a: A large muffin that is shared as a snack before a cuddling session.

b: An adorable subject of physical attraction; someone you would love to cuddle with.

c: A regular cuddlebuddy.

I'll be stopping by whole foods to pick up some cuddle muffins for the party tonight.

Look at her, she's such a cuddlemuffin.

He's my cuddlemuffin.

by Zendau May 27, 2008

Cuddle Muffin

A alien of a cute starfish-like appearance that kills its prey by cuddling it (suffocating it with its tentacles).

Person 1: Did you hear? Cuddle Muffins are invading Earth
Person 2: That doesn't sound bad at all
Person 1: *gets cudlled by a Cuddle Muffin*
Person 2: Oh...

by ASDFinator2000 May 8, 2018

cuddle muffin

my baby

cmfm

by fm March 26, 2003

Cruddlemuffins

an exclamation one says when something turns from crud and gets worse and worse.

Cruddlemuffins im only 14

by Chris Holder September 28, 2005

CuddleMuffin

little red-headed girl, that cuddles with her best friend at 6 a.m.

Riann calls Summer cuddlemuffin.

by Riann E.R. January 17, 2007

Cuddlemuffin

Slur for short people

look at john the cuddlemuffin

by Hikari 𓆏#696 May 4, 2023