A alien of a cute starfish-like appearance that kills its prey by cuddling it (suffocating it with its tentacles).
Person 1: Did you hear? Cuddle Muffins are invading Earth
Person 2: That doesn't sound bad at all
Person 1: *gets cudlled by a Cuddle Muffin*
Person 2: Oh...
Person 2: That doesn't sound bad at all
Person 1: *gets cudlled by a Cuddle Muffin*
Person 2: Oh...
by ASDFinator2000 May 8, 2018
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b: An adorable subject of physical attraction; someone you would love to cuddle with.
c: A regular cuddlebuddy.
b: An adorable subject of physical attraction; someone you would love to cuddle with.
c: A regular cuddlebuddy.
I'll be stopping by whole foods to pick up some cuddle muffins for the party tonight.
Look at her, she's such a cuddlemuffin.
He's my cuddlemuffin.
Look at her, she's such a cuddlemuffin.
He's my cuddlemuffin.
by Zendau May 27, 2008
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