Cuddle Fucking

When the leader of the evening in your posse deems it time to leave the Club. They then proceed to gather the group but not head towards the door. Thus causing a jam up in traffic that forces you to stand uncomfortably close to your guy friends.

Josh - Yo lets get out of here
10 Minutes Later
Mike - Come on.. enough of the Cuddle Fucking lets move! Adam is running up the back of my legs and I Brent looks like he can't breathe!

Cuddle Fucking by Honey Buns March 4, 2008

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When you lay behind your girl for some sappy ass movie and cuddling, then you make your move

"Man my girl wanted me to cuddle and watch Twilight, but we ended up cuddlefucking !"

cuddlefucking by Big Black 1313 July 13, 2013

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cuddlefucking • cuddle • cuddle puddle • Cuddle-able • cuddle bitch • cuddle call • cuddle rape • cuddle muffin • cuddle whore • Cuddle Cock

cuddlefucking

Pretty much sexual intercourse with clothes on. Occurs a lot in small public gatherings where two people show interest but are disinclined to actually take it further. So to make up for it they cuddle closely, even straddling each other slightly, thus the "fucking" part of the word.

Wow, those two are definitely cuddlefucking in that seat
Bob and Steph are cuddlefucking on that seat, you might not want to sit close to them.

cuddlefucking by whydoesthismatter April 21, 2008

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CuddleFucking

To be fucking in another room than other personnel as they think you are “cuddling”

Brian and Emmy were CuddleFucking while Emmy’s Mom was in the front room

CuddleFucking by Destinyrider29 May 7, 2018

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cuddlefucking

clusterfucking for people who are romantically involved

hey, look, they're cuddlefucking again!!

cuddlefucking by Daria December 17, 2002

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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